DD1 is currently really into jokes in a big way. Her favourite pastime at the dinner table is "doing jokes". Unfortunately, I have never been particularly good at remembering jokes - I'm one of those annoying people that gets halfway through and then goes "no, wait, the punchline was... oh, I wasn't supposed to...erm". However, thankfully, you don't need particularly complex anecdotes to keep a "nearly 5" year old amused. They just need to be fairly short and fairly simple.
Her current favourites are:
Q: "What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?"
A: "Anything you like, it can't hear you."
Q: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
A: "No idea"
as well as knock-knock jokes.
I'm therefore posting this as a plea for help - please comment with suitable jokes for the under-5s and help me expand my repertoire!