- Beards.
- People who post nothing but Instagram links on Twitter.
- Christmas in November
- The state of my
pigstyhouse - People who keep pulling out in front of me on roundabouts
- Insurance companies
- Women's clothing without decent pockets
- Books with no obvious chapters
- Books with ridiculously long chapters
- Monday mornings
- Dark days
- People saying "off of"
- Not having any time off work since August
- Christmas adverts
- Getting old
- Car alarms
- Fly tippers
- Beards
