The Wonderful Dulwichmum is in the process of creating an "Alternative" Boden Catalogue. Some excellent contributions so far - go and check out her blog for the hilarious original inspiration.
Here is my little effort:
Tarquin wears jacket in "Bad Phallic Symbolism".
Likes: Jazz hands, Crochet and Being called Tara at weekends
Saskia wears dress in "Leaves left over from the hedge she was dragged backwards through"
Likes: Tarquin's cigar. 'Fnar, 'fnar